1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,600 previously, on Dumptions and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,000 bracing against it and looks back at Lex and there's just a little bit of a smile and 3 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:42,399 with her free hand she casts back her mace to Lex's feet and 4 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 then the smile and 5 00:00:46,359 --> 00:00:48,359 Margaret are both gone. 6 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:54,439 Well, I guess I pick up that. And as you pick up the mace you see that in the leather around it 7 00:00:54,439 --> 00:00:55,519 it has a 8 00:00:55,519 --> 00:00:58,000 something etched in it and it says 9 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:06,879 We watch out for those who others overlook as sort of fast as I can 10 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,560 with my 11 00:01:09,799 --> 00:01:11,799 Shambling body 12 00:01:12,879 --> 00:01:15,680 I go towards him with that mace 13 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,760 sort of in my last stand against him because 14 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,079 I'm not doing so great either 15 00:01:24,079 --> 00:01:30,939 You reach back to hit him a second time and as the mace hits this black pool 16 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:38,000 extends out from beneath you and splashes up and around the two of you and 17 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:42,519 crashes down and we hear crushing 18 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:51,319 And as this wave roils out the two of them are gone 19 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:56,079 Oh 20 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:07,039 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He him also with me today is Amy More 21 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,840 I knew you would call on me 22 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,520 She her and not only because you call on every one of us 23 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:17,000 But we because I was mouthing along with the words and you try to do that to throw me off 24 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,520 But I'm never thrown off and I'm playing Thea Amastasia. She her and 25 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,760 Night hunter 26 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:29,160 She they also with me Tom layer. I knew you would herald my coming is second. Thank you, sir 27 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:35,219 I am playing flint. We're both he hems and that's the end of that sentence. Good day 28 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,560 Call over 29 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,200 Carla maxed it 30 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,360 Maybe this my favorite energy Tom has ever brought to this 31 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,760 All I need is some tech issues before we start 32 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:52,479 I'm out of panic 33 00:02:54,199 --> 00:03:00,799 It's a frantic bubbling bubbling under the surface I am she her I'm playing lip-synchy pip Diggins 34 00:03:01,359 --> 00:03:05,560 Also, she her and with us today. It's Kyle class it baby 35 00:03:06,199 --> 00:03:09,620 Once more you have summoned me here and I appreciate you for it 36 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:15,399 He him and I'm gonna be playing Voronok's so is baby now just a part of your name Kyle class a baby 37 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,240 Baby baby 38 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:22,520 Baby, it's like how lawyers have like Esquire and shit after their name 39 00:03:22,719 --> 00:03:27,120 Yeah, but you added a new one baby Kyle class it baby crime boy 40 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,640 crime boy 41 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:34,280 That's right. Oh, I sorry I need to blow up your spot. Maybe I shouldn't let the people know careful 42 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,280 I'll come to your town and do a crime 43 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:41,560 Years later this podcast was used 44 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:51,879 Kind of the next version of cereal give me the wink when you need me to take this out of the feed this 45 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:55,319 Huge podcast get Kyle 46 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,960 I did something very nefarious 47 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:04,240 And Russ is just in there like I'll cover for you man and just like take this out of here 48 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:08,480 Yeah, no one will know I'm gonna make myself an accomplice fuck my family. That's right. Yeah 49 00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:11,599 You'll be fine 50 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,599 Over here like 51 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,399 If you want Kyle to do a crime come join us at Patreon.com 52 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:27,199 You can pick the crime 53 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,280 Yeah, like stealing a hubba bubba maybe but 54 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:45,280 Or you could just come join us for delicious bonus content and all of the other things that we do over there 55 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,320 like live shows and 56 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,320 book clubs and 57 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,280 Other things like dedicating an episode to our patrons 58 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,120 Took a while, but we did it 59 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,560 today's episode is dedicated to 60 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,760 Kelly throw 61 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,200 Thanks Kelly sorry about that 62 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,100 Your episode gets to be the one where Tom did that intro 63 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,100 Yeah 64 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:17,460 Tom did that intro and we found out how many crimes Kyle's into 65 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:23,300 Big episode already big episode we could cut it now and probably be the most 66 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:30,500 The most sought-after episode because of all the crimes Kyle committed. It's where I got my influence for Varnock 67 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:32,540 So, you know, I was just like what did I do in real life? 68 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:36,700 Let me play that in D&D real Jared Leto kind of method acting 69 00:05:37,180 --> 00:05:43,019 Exactly, I didn't know I was preparing for this role, but I was your whole life. Oh 70 00:05:43,819 --> 00:05:48,539 Thank you, Kelly. Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and now fuck it. Let's play 71 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:57,860 Rumbling cave crumbling ambiance is happening in the background 72 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:04,259 Thelonious prims Bane and Lex were just crushed by this black 73 00:06:04,939 --> 00:06:06,899 Icarus wave 74 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:14,699 Rolling down the dais to the remaining undead of Thelonious's army who at the crashing death of Thelonious 75 00:06:15,699 --> 00:06:17,699 There's a brief pause 76 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:22,779 But now they are beginning to turn and move towards you 77 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:29,740 Scrambling up the dais towards you the five of you are up on top of the dais clockwork dragon is 78 00:06:30,579 --> 00:06:32,659 overseeing the entire army and 79 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,500 Then a squeak squeak a rat 80 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:38,220 Having been let down 81 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:45,660 By Lex comes along and does he does like a really cool air guitar riff with his fingers and then like 82 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:51,460 shreds down the the dais off in the other direction like he's some sort of like 83 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:58,540 Power skateboard guy and it's like flipping you the cowabunga on his way out. Is he on a skateboard remains to be seen 84 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:01,300 It's a Stuart little is what it is 85 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:07,100 Yeah, we got it we got a we got a SL situation going on here. Love it. Okay 86 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:10,980 Perseus runs off through the feet of the undead 87 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:17,700 Nair to be seen again in this episode or ever don't say that to us. He'll find a way 88 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:21,020 Not if I delete the character sheet 89 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:27,280 It'll still be in the campaign. I'll been spacing time to do it too. Damn it. What do you do? 90 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:32,520 Can I cast a spell at the undead? Let me say yes, you can 91 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,280 There are still hundreds of undead 92 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:42,840 Well, what else am I gonna do there is a bridge and a blade and an exit 93 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,440 off the dais towards the back of the cave 94 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:53,720 So yes, you may cast a spell. I think I'm gonna cast a spell so that we can make our escape 95 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,640 Okay, the spell is called wall of light 96 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:04,280 So a huge wall of bright light. I'm gonna make sure that clockwork dragons on this side of it 97 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,280 We're all we're all close enough together 98 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,760 Yeah, huge wall. They need to 99 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,600 make a con save 100 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:17,280 Every creature in its area, which is 60 feet by 5 feet thick 101 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:23,000 Dang. Okay. So basically you're blocking off a whole thing with a dais. Yeah 102 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,000 okay, cool thick wall of 103 00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:31,360 Radiant light so thick what happens when they don't make it. Okay. Well, they're gonna be 104 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:38,679 It's it really murder if they're already dead. Yeah, they're gonna be blinded for one minute 105 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:41,039 Okay, we go to our resident crime expert 106 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:49,580 12 plus 9 and take 21 radiant damage. Oh, yeah, baby 107 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:54,399 undead love just just just lighten them up even in it and if 108 00:08:55,399 --> 00:08:58,439 We for some reason are still here and 109 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:04,919 They get another turn then they're just gonna keep having to keep eating that damage. Got it. Okay 110 00:09:05,759 --> 00:09:07,759 lip-synchy cast wall of like 111 00:09:08,519 --> 00:09:14,279 Huge wall is built quicker than any Trump administration could ever 112 00:09:15,399 --> 00:09:17,399 Was possible Wow 113 00:09:19,399 --> 00:09:21,399 Yeah 114 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,679 Like cool 115 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,720 Couple reference me 116 00:09:34,959 --> 00:09:42,279 It's a little newer than that you're right I take it back it was very modern the the undead army comes up and crashes into it 117 00:09:42,279 --> 00:09:43,439 they're 118 00:09:43,439 --> 00:09:50,879 Incinerated by this radiant heat as they slow and are waiting on the other side as you 119 00:09:51,639 --> 00:09:53,639 now I'm gonna now I'm gonna 120 00:09:54,039 --> 00:10:00,240 Try and exit while they are blocked by a wall of radiant light lip-synchy turns and runs down 121 00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:08,319 Oh my god, where's night hunter up with you is is she 122 00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:11,759 Last I said all of you were up there 123 00:10:11,759 --> 00:10:15,360 Okay, I did establish off the top that all of you were up there 124 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,120 So whether you were in the last episode or not 125 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:21,360 Maybe she made her way up because she realized that the undead look different than the people on top of the dais 126 00:10:21,879 --> 00:10:27,240 Yeah, maybe you did some like Elia jumps and flips, I'm sure she taught me a thing or two 127 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:35,840 Sorry, I need to make connections gotta we should probably all go. Hmm 128 00:10:36,399 --> 00:10:39,480 Come on. Oh, yeah. Come on. Y'all. What are you even doing back there? 129 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:44,680 I tried to do a hop on wanna hop on everybody hops on the back of the clockwork dragon 130 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:50,279 And then looks at big and then looks at the and then looks at the doorway and realizes the clockwork dragon is not 131 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:53,559 Gonna fit through the guys. I'm not gonna fit through this door. You got you got to get off 132 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:55,679 I mean I brought you over the bridge 133 00:10:56,279 --> 00:10:59,720 Did I I mean it was it was a fun idea? Okay, I 134 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:06,240 See a wild shapes back into herself. What's the range on wall of light Carla? 135 00:11:07,079 --> 00:11:14,039 120 feet okay. I think I can keep it going for for a bit. Okay, awesome you all 136 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:20,120 Vorunax I'm gonna point them to the way that I came in whatever way that was said 137 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:26,279 Take care of yourselves. I can stop these for a little while get out of here save yourselves 138 00:11:26,279 --> 00:11:33,000 You are saviors upon the land some of you I recognize from art. Although you look a little bit older than your depictions. I 139 00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:35,240 Won't think anything of it 140 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:40,600 But know that Vorunax can be trusted and I will save you this day even if it cost me my life 141 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,200 Oh, no, that that's not necessary 142 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:48,879 Holy unnecessary sir. No, it's my holy charge. It is 143 00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:51,639 so not 144 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:58,759 We we've come from the feet. Is it too early to drop this bomb? Is this in an appropriate time? 145 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,840 You're all still in the army. Yeah, we know 146 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:07,840 Appropriate time and I'm gonna turn I'm gonna do channel divinity and pretty much any undead within 30 feet of me need 147 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:11,600 To make a wisdom saving throw or be frightened for a minute or 148 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:16,960 okay, any of them within 30 feet of me or frightened of me and also a part of a 149 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:23,060 The aura of conquest means that all frightened creatures within 10 feet of me have their speed reduced to zero 150 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:28,800 And take psychic damage if they if starting the turn within my aura dang 151 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,460 Okay, so you'll you'll get up. You'll get a perimeter of some 30 feet 152 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,040 Who are on the opposite side of the 153 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:41,120 The wall of light but you won't get that 10 foot thing because nobody's that quite that nobody's within right now 154 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:41,800 Okay, cool 155 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:47,560 Well, they can move forward if they want to but they can't cuz they're frightened as Vorunax is doing his like whole leg 156 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:55,320 I got this and night hunter walks up and goes does this guy we need to have him. Yes. Yeah. Yeah 157 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,120 me okay, we 158 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,500 Night hunter walks up and like scoops him 159 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,200 Like she wants to she wants to whisk you off your feet 160 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,100 I think Vorunax is like kind of just 161 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:19,160 Behind yeah, yeah, I know I'm not even gonna resist cuz I'm just like what did what is going first a dragon now this 162 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:25,080 I don't know understand what's happening. Just that is okay. You understand later. Okay this way 163 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:29,400 Yes, as long as you don't think we need to stay and then stop these nefarious creatures 164 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:37,280 It's fine. No, we should just go. Okay would go that way you all tear across the bridge and through this tunnel cave system 165 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,240 Vorunax giving 166 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,759 What directions he feels he has 167 00:13:43,759 --> 00:13:45,680 Vorunax make a 168 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:51,200 Probably a survival check to know if you can navigate the cave. That's a 22 169 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:57,240 Okay, you could make your way back to Thelonious his office or 170 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:04,200 You could I mean you could pretty much make your way anywhere. You want to go. Where do you want to go? 171 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:08,519 I probably would take them just toward the surface like 172 00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:10,000 Out 173 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:17,879 Okay, just away you were moving through these tunnels with Vorunax giving you direction as you hit kind of that 120 foot 174 00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:20,319 area you hear 175 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:28,759 We're gonna say you hear like an audible like snap and were as the wall of light goes out 176 00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:32,360 and then the sound of the undead pick up again and they are 177 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:42,000 120 feet but you hear them cramming their way through the tunnel system behind you it takes probably a good 10 or 15 minutes of 178 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,120 frantic running and 179 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:49,720 Making your way through these caves. I have to put you down now. We are going too slow 180 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:54,759 Okay, I can definitely walk but it has been five minutes. You are good. Yes. Yes 181 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,200 Thank you for the ride 182 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,320 before you make your way back out to the surface of 183 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,680 This 184 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:07,600 Underdark entrance you exit into this rocky 185 00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:13,399 mountainous region and it's kind of this this foggy misty 186 00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:20,000 Dampness to the air you hear echoing back from down the halls. It's gotten quieter 187 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:25,600 Like obviously some of them have split off down other passageways that you did not go down 188 00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:32,039 But you still hear the echoing of the Thelonious army in the caves behind you 189 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:35,240 But you do have a moment to stop and take a breath 190 00:15:35,879 --> 00:15:41,759 Okay, how big is the mouth of the cave that we came out? We'll say like the tunnel system itself was probably 191 00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:48,639 15 feet across at the widest and then it as you exited it exited into this much larger 192 00:15:48,799 --> 00:15:52,679 Cavern before you came out into the open. Do you guys think we should like 193 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,039 barricade off the 194 00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:59,959 The exit of that cave or should just keep running into the distance for our knocks 195 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:06,680 You have a safe house around here anywhere like I know I found myself down in that situation 196 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:13,680 Realized I had trailed somebody that was a little bit more powerful than I than I had anticipated 197 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,400 He's a tricky bastard. I tried to stop them and 198 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:23,440 You know make sure that their undead wastes were not brought upon the land 199 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,160 Really? 200 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,800 Yes, he looks around at the others like 201 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,480 That seems a little 202 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:36,240 That's not what I expected you to say. All right, um, we're all full of surprises 203 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,840 What would you expect me to say? 204 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,240 You know, I don't know cuz I don't know you that well 205 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:49,360 But I think that maybe we can block up that entrance somehow and then find a place where we can all kind of chat 206 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:56,080 You know and kind of get to know each other and to talk about you know, what's up our 207 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,320 Destinies and stuff like that. I 208 00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:02,639 Mean, she's not even around to hear it 209 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,960 I'll tell her later. Yeah 210 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:08,600 Yes, I guess let's block up this hole and keep those 211 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:13,519 Treacherous undead from reaching the surface and harming any people 212 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,400 Mm-hmm. Yeah 213 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,840 Okay 214 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,079 Oh 215 00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:39,759 How do you want to block this game I know this is what I'm trying to can can I eldritch blast it and 216 00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:44,039 Cause rubble to fall or maybe the whole cave system to class. I don't care 217 00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:45,960 I was gonna ask the exact same question 218 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:51,599 Should we do it together just to wreak as much havoc on it as possible? You can certainly you can certainly give it a go 219 00:17:51,599 --> 00:17:54,679 Okay, I'll give it an eldritch blast as well 220 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,680 Oh 221 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,720 You know what neither does night hunter so she'll just watch with Flynn 222 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:07,200 You know what just stand beside one person's hand and then it's like you have it's like you're wearing like the Iron Man glove 223 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:14,519 Flint you want to move my hands around make it really feel like you're into it. I would love to it's a cavern wall 224 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,080 Stationary large wall. All right roll to hit the side of a barn 225 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,680 Last 226 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:32,600 20 damage make that 20 37 Wow and 20 so 57 227 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,720 23 228 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:41,640 23 so it's a 60 80 80 damage. Look at you three rocking and rolling with your Eldritch blast 229 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:48,680 Man Flynn is just in in awe. They're all different colors too, right? 230 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:54,480 Yeah moving those hands around out. What color are yours the color of my scarf, which is like 231 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,000 light 232 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:01,000 effervescent bluish greenish cool cool cool cool chartreuse with a core of black 233 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,400 mmm, uh 234 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:08,039 I think like let's say like a Barbie pink. Not what I was gonna say 235 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:16,160 Okay, so we got like green chartreuse and a pink it's like 4th of July happening over here 236 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,120 There's bright colors everywhere Jubilee from the X-Men. That's it. Yeah 237 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:28,120 If the cave begins to crumble and boulders begin to fall and as you see coming down the hallway the faces of 238 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:34,360 Some of the undead with their weapons drawn and the this hideous groaning and screaming 239 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:40,740 They run out and get crushed by this massive boulder which stops completely covers the entrance 240 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,640 Well done 241 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,680 Wow felt good 242 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,560 Inspiration for everybody 243 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,000 Especially Flint really what? 244 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:57,480 Because of the good hand movements. That's right. Yeah, that's fair. It's like, you know the spell 245 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:01,360 I do not know what inspiration does it's been so long since have you that 246 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:08,320 Gives you at your choice a an advantage to a role. Okay, I thought it was I got to 247 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,440 Change a part of the story. No, that's the plot points. We got rid of those 248 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:18,640 Because you guys started to use it for garbage 249 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,880 Some sort of game story mechanic in our hands and having it go bad 250 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,720 It's a bold move 251 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:40,440 Armies stopped you're in the in the in the in this cab open cavern of this mountainous 252 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:46,519 Entrance to the underdark tunnels which you've now sealed off there. Do we go now? 253 00:20:46,519 --> 00:20:53,580 I was just gonna ask that same question as my head. I was going to ask where you actually came from because 254 00:20:54,400 --> 00:21:00,039 You were not there and then you were well, technically I am here by accident 255 00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:03,920 I was not supposed to come with this crew. I am glad I did though 256 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,400 I feel like I took care of a lot of things down there 257 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:13,080 May not have seen but I was swinging my ex around like crazy, but the faster that we could wrap this up 258 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:18,480 Maybe we could find a way to get back home so I could see Elia who I did not get to say goodbye to 259 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,640 Where's home? 260 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,400 well, I 261 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,840 Mean, it's a it's it's really simple or very complicated 262 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,519 Shall we walk? I'll talk 263 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,360 Yeah, maybe we should walk and talk and kind of 264 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,080 Um 265 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:40,600 so and I'm kind of looking at the others like are we just we just diving into which is gonna 266 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,720 Uh 267 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:51,400 So, um, maybe we should start by introducing ourselves. I'm lips. Thank you. Ah 268 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:58,600 Lip-synchy, it's a pleasure to meet you. It is so great for the first time to see you. Yes 269 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:05,120 I'm Flint fire beard. Oh, I've heard the name heard the name your reputation precedes you and 270 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:10,420 Imagine thea correct, correct. Nice to meet you 271 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,920 Nice to meet you as well 272 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,320 What what brings you heroes? 273 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,960 To that kind of place out of nowhere 274 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,720 Still just doing your heroing thing, I guess well 275 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,080 Turns out you're not wrong turns out 276 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:34,500 By various different paths, we are all here being heroes. Yes 277 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,400 Yes, we are. We all have chance to be here. Oh 278 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,480 Yes, we do. I 279 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,360 like this energy 280 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,360 you 281 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:56,720 Where I'm like, where are we at match 20 I wasted it no, it's a good perception 282 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:04,800 Reception plus 1030. Oh, I didn't yeah, that's right. That's role of the night 283 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:12,760 With all the awkward pleasantries going on. Sorry. I'll let like Flynn. Give me his to 14. Perfect 284 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:18,200 With all the awkward pleasantries going on thea you're first to hear it, but then everybody else. Here's a to this loud 285 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,400 beating of 286 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,440 wings coming from high up above you 287 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,600 You 288 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:32,200 Thea you first to hear it you quickly turn and you look and you see the silhouette of what looks like a very 289 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:38,279 large dragon swooping down towards you as everybody else turns and looks and 290 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:45,220 Coming through the fog is an explosion of this dragon's breath weapon 291 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,759 Everybody make a dexterity saving throw dragon 292 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,759 I 293 00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:57,559 Think the 20 would have been better rolled on the dexterity saving throw. No, the perception was perfect 294 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,359 Chlorine in the water more 295 00:24:10,599 --> 00:24:16,400 20 22 23 with my plus three Vorunax and lip-synchy are 296 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,160 going to take 297 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:23,440 Six the dynamic do the dynamic duo are going to take 67 acid damage 298 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:30,640 Everybody else. Oh, I'm so sorry. I did not roll for Nighthunter. I'm playing two characters. Someone needs to remind me 299 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:37,080 Oh, well that that is not not that's not appropriate. Well, you got you got inspiration, right? 300 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,680 Oh, I forgot to give her inspiration. Yeah, then I'll use it. Oh 301 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,200 Well, it was worse. Okay, so she's gonna take sorry 60, huh? 302 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,960 67 for the full damage 303 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:53,039 30. Oh wait, Carla is technically within 10 feet of me and gets a plus four because of an aura 304 00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:54,400 So okay 305 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:58,640 So Carla would say air lip-synchy would take half which would bring it to 30 306 00:24:59,079 --> 00:25:06,940 33 for those who who saved as this dragon now swoops down behind you an acid begins bubbling at your skin as you 307 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:13,400 Disperse and run the role for initiative. Heck. Yeah, just a little dragon fight to start things off a Ross 308 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,400 See ya 309 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:22,360 Nineteen for night on there roll off against yourself roll off against me another not 20 you guys. Oh my god 310 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:32,360 I don't know. Okay, so it'll go see ya with the 20 and I hunter with the 19 311 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,280 Yeah, I guess 14 teen 312 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,280 14 313 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,400 14 teen 14 teen 314 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:44,800 We will go popcorn so so far it's looking like I 315 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,800 Got a six first. I got it. I got a six guys. So six 316 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:55,680 I have a plus six and I got eight. Wow, you guys are just right ready to go 317 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,440 I mean you're tired. You were running for 15 minutes straight 318 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:05,280 I just took all that acid damage for carrying other level 20 lip-synchy does not have very high HP 319 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,280 So I'm pretty hurt guys 320 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,799 Yeah, it's not doing great neither, it's okay. We have a healer with us. Oh fuck 321 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,639 It's me 322 00:26:15,639 --> 00:26:18,399 You do have a healer. I do the heel. Oh 323 00:26:19,039 --> 00:26:22,200 I can do a heel. I can do a heel 324 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:29,000 I know that you guys don't necessarily just like think of the as someone who can heal people because she just doesn't very often 325 00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:32,680 But she can get to know effectively 326 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,560 Great great great I can do this cuz you know dragon 327 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:43,259 Yeah, and I don't know if we need this now or if I take one more hit if I'm gonna be dead 328 00:26:43,259 --> 00:26:48,600 I'm not sure the it is up to you to start the storylines gonna end quick. I 329 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:56,320 Will remind you as I sometimes do running is an okay thing to do fuck running. Okay 330 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,720 Said it out loud it doesn't matter 331 00:26:59,679 --> 00:27:02,579 Now we'll fight to the death right here right now like heroes 332 00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:07,759 We had all that success with that rock, so I think we're pretty pumped 333 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,139 Yeah, all of you spent spells lots to defeat a rock 334 00:27:15,439 --> 00:27:20,039 He's very charismatic I believe that okay, I wish the I wasn't going first 335 00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:24,399 I'm like trying to just dodge out of the way. You've got acid boiling your skin 336 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:29,759 There's a dragon who's swooping down towards your crew. What do you want to turn into a giant octopus? No, I'm just 337 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:42,600 I don't know fucking just like what the fuck is happening. Do I know what kind of dragon it is just by? 338 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:50,400 It's it's an what would be classified as an ancient black dragon nothing with the word ancients good. No 339 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,720 That's not good 340 00:27:52,759 --> 00:27:54,720 Okay, um 341 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,720 Well, okay 342 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,240 All right five. No, don't fucking don't 343 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,680 She's I hate this three. No, okay. Hold on. Wait. Hold on. She's gonna cast 344 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,480 one storm of vengeance 345 00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:12,920 That's what's up. I don't know what this does. Let's see 346 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920 I 347 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:24,320 Think it's like a multi-round spell where like each round like it does different damage. Yes, this is true 348 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,039 Okay, so a churning storm cloud form centered on a point 349 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:31,400 I can see and spreading out at a radius of 360 feet 350 00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:37,560 Amplified because of the currently stormy conditions boom fantastic 351 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:42,080 lightning flashes in the area thunder booms and strong winds roar 352 00:28:42,759 --> 00:28:44,759 each creature under the cloud 353 00:28:46,639 --> 00:28:48,639 Sorry, all this is 354 00:28:50,159 --> 00:28:52,759 Remember thea can heal you each 355 00:29:00,879 --> 00:29:08,559 The worst timeline, okay each creature under the cloud no more than 5,000 feet beneath the cloud. Are we 5,000 feet? No 356 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,639 Okay 357 00:29:10,639 --> 00:29:14,720 When it appears must make a Constitution saving throw. Oh, oh well 358 00:29:15,559 --> 00:29:17,559 Okay, I've got I've got 359 00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:22,079 No, this is not too bad if you're all within 10 feet of me you get a plus four on that 360 00:29:22,279 --> 00:29:25,720 Okay, I feel like I am I feel like yeah 361 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:30,519 Yeah, when you scatter when you scatter from a dragon breath you scatter together 362 00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:33,839 Yes, that's right. We did not learn 363 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,960 Numbers 364 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:42,740 Okay, cool. No, that's fine. I'll be I'll be far away from Kyle. Okay, Constitution saving throw go for it again 365 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:50,000 23 28 8 oh 22 for the direct night hunter. You forgot the first part Carla. Oh 366 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:56,600 Wait, I have inspiration. Can I roll it again? Yeah, you bet. I'm just a little gnome you guys 367 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,840 21 okay, so let's a 16 now, which is better 368 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,440 Great not sorry. I mean, that's it was an 18 to save 369 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,940 Okay, so each creature on a field how the dragon doing to well, of course, they fucking did 370 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:18,680 The creature takes 2d6 thunder damage on a failed save 371 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:26,680 Which is you Carl? I'm so sorry and becomes deafened for five minutes. So you're wandering around like what? 372 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,040 skin boiling 373 00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:35,039 Fuck I'm so sorry, but that's it. That's it 374 00:30:36,119 --> 00:30:41,680 For this round and each round I maintain concentration the storm produces different effects on my turn 375 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:49,359 So after I I did this and then I go I'm I'm just I panicked. I'm sorry and I and I 376 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,200 Run away from you. Stop concentrating 377 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:52,680 No 378 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:59,339 I like I just want to like get out of wherever the acid is and like just kind of back myself out of 379 00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:03,580 Immediate line of sure fighty fighty. Love it. Okay, cool. I'm sorry the 380 00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:09,900 Running now just wreaking havoc and then getting the fuck out of there you were running 381 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:12,780 straight down the path to get out or 382 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:19,420 I just want to be on the skirt so that I'm not a target standing in the middle going cloud storm 383 00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:22,340 lipsay lipsy 384 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:25,160 Wallet think lipsy. I can't 385 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:33,800 And I gesture wildly and I and I and I point and then I pointed the dragon and then I take my fist and I 386 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,200 Smash it into my hand. Yeah 387 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,140 Let's do it. I'm just gonna can you dig it? 388 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:54,440 Middles are in the center of a place where 389 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,200 you find information 390 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:05,640 Middles are where we tell you about Patreon and book clubs 391 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,680 Join us on Patreon 392 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,519 To find out which book Tom picked 393 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,640 It'll 394 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,440 Be real great 395 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,220 You should join us at Patreon dot-com 396 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:42,140 Managed to block every attempt by one of us to speak these long pregnant pauses and then more singing 397 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:48,440 If he can if you can edit it just the right way you could probably pick up the individual 398 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,840 Right before we're gonna say something but then but then 399 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,360 Anyway, I look forward to the remix 400 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,480 Patreon.com 401 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,519 Slash dumb dragon cast is where you can join us for all those great book clubs 402 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,680 Tell us about the book club those who read oh you guys 403 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:11,200 It's so much fun last time we had what like five or six people show it 404 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:16,279 Yeah, yeah, I think so and and some very different takes on the book, which was great 405 00:33:16,319 --> 00:33:23,000 So we had some really good conversation and also talked about like I don't know gardening and pets and other you know 406 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,599 Just human chit-chat stuff. That was really fun 407 00:33:25,599 --> 00:33:29,440 It's nice though to have a conversation and to have someone put in 408 00:33:29,899 --> 00:33:33,759 Information about the book you previously didn't think about which made you think about it in a whole new way 409 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:40,399 That's the kind of safe space conversations. We're having over there. There's so many cool like hangout things happening on Patreon lately 410 00:33:40,399 --> 00:33:42,759 It's just kind of been naturally expanding. We got the book clubs 411 00:33:42,879 --> 00:33:46,420 I play some magic with some of the some of the patrons over there 412 00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:51,400 We've got the gook hangs. We've got the producers chats. We've got the game times 413 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,480 We're basically just hanging out with our patrons all the time 414 00:33:57,319 --> 00:34:04,240 Oh go ahead Tom I was gonna say is it where Russ and some patrons hang out and listen to Canadian ska reggae band 415 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,239 Magic or do they play magic the gathering only one way to find out? Oh 416 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,599 Only one way to join them and find out. I didn't mean to spoil it 417 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,520 Only one way to find out. It's not it's definitely not both. No, no 418 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,040 Or is it? 419 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,560 So many secrets Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 420 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:30,180 I've got to go buy that you around now just to make sure it reroutes funny. They don't have anything for dot-clom 421 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,880 Son of a bitch, maybe I'll either I'll be the first to create there we go 422 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,560 We hope we hope to see you over there lots of great things and we've got a goal coming up, too 423 00:34:38,599 --> 00:34:42,219 We're like three people away from our 100 patron goal 424 00:34:43,119 --> 00:34:45,599 Where we're gonna do another live improv night? 425 00:34:47,599 --> 00:34:53,099 And I'm gonna wrangle some guests of NPCs past to come join us 426 00:34:54,239 --> 00:35:01,000 That's fun. This is new information for us, and we love it. We have a little flashback situation. Okay. See you later 427 00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,719 episode now 428 00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,719 I'm going to 429 00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:13,519 Let's all just do stupid right 430 00:35:14,119 --> 00:35:16,119 What's in your nine? 431 00:35:16,639 --> 00:35:21,079 Just looking at cuz that's what I wasted one level cell. I 432 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,840 Am going to cast psychic scream 433 00:35:25,599 --> 00:35:27,880 Okay, I mean sounds right. I can't hear anything 434 00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:30,759 No 435 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,480 So I need you to make an 436 00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:38,400 intelligence saving throw just the dragon not anybody else 437 00:35:39,559 --> 00:35:46,440 I wouldn't blame you if it was anyone within 5,000 feet actually the dragon and Amy. It's a 21 438 00:35:51,039 --> 00:35:53,039 You're gonna take 7d6 439 00:35:53,679 --> 00:36:00,759 Psychic damage see now this sounds like a ninth level slot. I didn't know what the fuck this was, but it's not and you won't be stunned 440 00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:05,519 You would have been where that would have been great. He would have fallen to the ground 441 00:36:05,519 --> 00:36:08,759 But I still take the damage Kate you that's half damage it was 442 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:14,039 Roll full just in case you get higher and then divide by two. Where am I? God damn does 443 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:20,400 Sorry, I have to open. I have to open a different character cuz that one is not really mine 444 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,159 That's why I don't have any dice on it and I don't have enough 445 00:36:26,759 --> 00:36:33,739 Yeah, it's for it's 14d6 now, but if Russ rolled more damage you take hits cuz he rolled 55 446 00:36:33,820 --> 00:36:35,820 She's gonna show shit do you fan? 447 00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:42,220 42 is what I say you take rest is great. I'll take rest mine. I rolled 55. It's a dragon 448 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:48,100 I would like half of 55. Okay half of 55. So 27. Yep. Love it 449 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:55,380 And then I'm also going to are we like I don't know that there's any cover we can take but if there is 450 00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:58,360 There's like rock, you know rocky owl coves 451 00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:03,340 The mouth of the fucking cave that we've loved his first jazz album 452 00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:05,740 So 453 00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:15,900 Yeah, there are different alcoves along like the the widening path there there is no like cover 454 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:21,380 there is the the cavern behind you, but I will say out loud that that's a dead end and 455 00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:24,940 Big enough for the dragon to get into we go to the cavern 456 00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:29,060 Got it 457 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:31,740 Maybe just not speak for the group 458 00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,700 Bar Barnaux 459 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:40,300 Barnaux, can you you do something? I can't 460 00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:43,740 Can you and 461 00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:46,100 I I do the same like 462 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:52,940 Punching acting out motion. Don't do it as hard as I did though. I hurt my hand. I was very aggressive 463 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:56,980 Y'all remind me I'm trying to actually remember I did say Varnaux his name earlier, right? 464 00:37:58,020 --> 00:38:00,140 Good, I actually don't know that you did 465 00:38:00,179 --> 00:38:04,299 I actually don't know that you did either like I think you just said nice to meet you 466 00:38:04,299 --> 00:38:06,539 I don't think you said your name. Oh, maybe 467 00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:10,659 Barnaux is a helper or 468 00:38:12,699 --> 00:38:16,139 Yeah, just making sure you spoke in third person you did weird 469 00:38:16,139 --> 00:38:21,179 You didn't say his name out loud though as you were trying to turn turn all the undead as and get them to run 470 00:38:21,179 --> 00:38:23,179 Yeah, before you're whisked away. Yeah 471 00:38:23,659 --> 00:38:28,299 Ever ever so gracefully. Mm-hmm. I still don't know these people that well 472 00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:33,780 This is Barnaux's internal monologue. Yeah, which I do. There's a dragon there 473 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:39,660 You like dragons, too. This is kind of their fault. They're the ones who like a cult of dragons 474 00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:42,060 so 475 00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:44,060 I'm gonna use my action and 476 00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:47,300 I'm gonna do this thing 477 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:50,700 We're gonna just step into the shadows and it's called 478 00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:54,820 One with the shadows when I am in a area of dim light or darkness 479 00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:58,500 I can use my action to become invisible until I move or take an action or reaction 480 00:38:59,019 --> 00:39:01,740 So I'm gonna step into one of those alcoves and do that 481 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:06,460 Okay, let's say he's a bit was staring at him yelling and was like 482 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,180 Classic bar 483 00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:17,900 Should it alright that that one's on me I should have known that's what I'm gonna do that'll be my action. So 484 00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:24,140 I'm just gonna I'm just gonna live with that decision. Yeah. Oh, he has two fucking actions. Sorry 485 00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:26,900 Sorry, your second action was running away 486 00:39:27,739 --> 00:39:33,819 That's right. I got to keep concentration. Okay, Barnaux is forgoing. I feel like 487 00:39:34,219 --> 00:39:39,219 Well, my action is becoming invisible. Yeah. Yeah, but you're you're disappearing 488 00:39:39,219 --> 00:39:43,339 So there's no real drive in narrative for you to push it to somebody else 489 00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:46,719 So I think the dragon is gonna go make sense sense got 490 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,019 mind 491 00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:52,299 Spikes or whichever one that was by lip-synchy 492 00:39:52,940 --> 00:39:58,500 Psychic screams psychic screams screaming saw Thea accidentally cast this storm 493 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,460 You pressure. Yeah 494 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:08,700 Hasn't really seen Flint do much of anything. Not a real not a real, you know, Flinton night hunter not real 495 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:14,180 Problems right now. He's going to try and recharge his breath weapon, which 496 00:40:15,539 --> 00:40:19,940 Maybe tell you if they do or not when our flesh starts melting off. He'll let us 497 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:27,659 The day giveaway, yep, cuz you'll be dead everybody make a wisdom saving throw. I don't want to 498 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:34,980 22 for see ya. I hate rolling for two characters right now. Oh zero bonus for night hunter. Hey, okay 499 00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:38,619 Wisdom you say yes, please 18 for 500 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:41,940 17 she's just here to hit things 501 00:40:43,539 --> 00:40:48,700 She's really good at it. Okay, flint and night hunter who aren't on the dragon's radar are 502 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:51,580 Both frightened. Ah 503 00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:57,180 So you are frightened for one minute. Oh, this thing is so scary a 504 00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:04,200 Creature can repeat saving throughout the end of its turn ending the effect on itself and a success 505 00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:06,340 So you you basically have to run away? 506 00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:10,860 And it has that night hunter's worst nightmare 507 00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:18,300 I know yeah, no ancient black dragon like Jeepers the two of you is on your turns begin to 508 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,900 It is your I'll say night hunters turn 509 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:28,580 Affected by this fear. I do not understand this feeling inside of me, but must get away from dragon 510 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:36,220 Dragon you are so scary. She yells in draconic and runs 40 feet in the opposite direction 511 00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:43,540 And can she now roll to you can roll to save yet. Do it get another 20 believe 512 00:41:44,539 --> 00:41:46,900 Well, that's a 16, so you're still afraid 513 00:41:47,699 --> 00:41:50,380 I'm gonna be afraid forever flint. I'm gonna be a hundred 514 00:41:51,019 --> 00:41:56,940 Billion feet away from you guys by the end of this thing flint almost at the same time you see night hunter beginning 515 00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:58,940 To bolt you also must run away 516 00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:03,179 Perfect sounds like a plan you following a close behind night hunter 517 00:42:03,179 --> 00:42:07,619 Don't make it quite as far because I think you only have 25 feet with your little dwarf 518 00:42:07,619 --> 00:42:11,539 Well, he's a little little itty-bitty dwarf and then you can also make a saving throw 519 00:42:12,259 --> 00:42:14,259 Wisdom perfect 520 00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:21,099 Well, it was a four, so we'll just we won't even bother adding the bonus for that okay night hunter and flint are booking it 521 00:42:21,099 --> 00:42:23,820 Away, dragon answer. What did you say to the dragon? 522 00:42:24,699 --> 00:42:28,300 You're so scary. I know I 523 00:42:30,539 --> 00:42:32,539 Understood that little less scary now 524 00:42:33,940 --> 00:42:37,800 Let's go back to see ya see here's the dragon say I know 525 00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:40,820 and goes 526 00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:44,539 Excuse me. Why are you doing this? Yeah, excuse me. Mr. Dragon. Hi 527 00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:48,140 Thea Amastasia here with the favor and free press 528 00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:54,500 Like soars around and lands on a perch and looks stares down at you. I 529 00:42:55,580 --> 00:42:58,900 Am the guardian of this cavern 530 00:43:01,019 --> 00:43:03,019 You are in my territory 531 00:43:04,019 --> 00:43:06,660 Leave now or perish 532 00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:09,220 Okay, okay 533 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:11,220 What 534 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:15,540 You see you like this this welling of 535 00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:24,420 Energy in its chest at the what? Oh, no, she's just deafened. She just can't hear she just can't hear but she's definitely gonna do 536 00:43:24,420 --> 00:43:29,380 Five. Oh fuck with the county. God damn it was guys. Let's wrap. Let's go 537 00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:34,200 Hunters already had that way. Let's we're leaving. Bye. I mean did we run the right way 538 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,660 Is that the way that we were supposed to be going who cares? 539 00:43:36,659 --> 00:43:41,779 We're gonna follow you guys cuz I don't want to we're gonna run our Vorunax will step out and be like, okay 540 00:43:43,299 --> 00:43:45,019 I assume you're like 541 00:43:45,019 --> 00:43:47,859 Semi-close to me and I'm like, oh god. Jesus. No 542 00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:50,059 Let's go 543 00:43:50,059 --> 00:43:52,420 Yeah. Yeah, we I think we run 544 00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:56,379 Mm-hmm. And what a waste of a ninth level spell slot. Thanks, Russ 545 00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:02,480 Run as fast as you can. I'll give you a little bit of a head start 546 00:44:03,219 --> 00:44:04,539 What? 547 00:44:04,539 --> 00:44:12,059 You begin running and your conic I yell rude. Are we doing a chase with the dragon? There's no chickens to throw 548 00:44:12,059 --> 00:44:16,420 What exactly what are we even gonna do? What are we even see james over there? Oh 549 00:44:17,340 --> 00:44:19,340 My god, we killed 550 00:44:20,659 --> 00:44:23,659 We we well unless they go out the way that we came in 551 00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:29,579 And actually they could cuz all the undead followed us so there's hope for james and 552 00:44:30,579 --> 00:44:32,099 Sorry 553 00:44:32,099 --> 00:44:36,619 Flanks, they're very familiar with the Underdark. That's right. They do tours 554 00:44:36,619 --> 00:44:42,059 They're fine back at you know, the office just through the pamphlet stand. Yeah 555 00:44:42,579 --> 00:44:47,539 But there's surprise supplies. They got a home key. Just like here. There's a crossover in the works 556 00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:55,619 I'd listen to that you run off as this dragon is like taunting you from behind 557 00:44:55,859 --> 00:45:00,960 And you make it to this the edge of this forest line that's down a ways down this mountain 558 00:45:02,339 --> 00:45:05,619 flint and night hunter are there first and 559 00:45:07,299 --> 00:45:10,839 Everybody looks behind you expecting to see the dragon 560 00:45:11,579 --> 00:45:19,619 Toying with you it swoops up into the air and careens down near you and then flies back towards the mount 561 00:45:20,139 --> 00:45:22,139 elders blast 562 00:45:22,139 --> 00:45:24,139 I 563 00:45:24,299 --> 00:45:25,819 Can do it 564 00:45:25,819 --> 00:45:28,619 Whoo, okay. Well wasn't that fun wasn't that fun? 565 00:45:29,379 --> 00:45:31,579 Okay, I just want to formally apologize 566 00:45:32,579 --> 00:45:33,779 and 567 00:45:33,779 --> 00:45:35,779 I just mouth story 568 00:45:36,539 --> 00:45:38,539 To lip-synch II because I think 569 00:45:39,219 --> 00:45:44,420 You're deaf and for how long five minutes. Okay. We'll say it's like loose 570 00:45:44,859 --> 00:45:48,460 You know, it's kind of water through a you know through the window 571 00:45:49,099 --> 00:45:52,659 Underwater kind of vibe right now still it's still hard to hear but 572 00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:59,139 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. I panicked. I actually haven't practiced that spell before it was brand new 573 00:45:59,139 --> 00:46:02,019 it's just it wasn't a good representation of 574 00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:09,860 Anyway, y'all have an act for attracting the attention of dragons. It seems we should have named should have a different name 575 00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:13,300 Yes, that was 576 00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:17,460 Exhilarating to say the least so okay 577 00:46:18,460 --> 00:46:23,340 Are we like in a clearing you made it to a forest like the edge of a forest? 578 00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:27,139 So there is canopy cover around you and you're in like the thick of a forest 579 00:46:27,139 --> 00:46:32,420 We're not in the thick but like on the edge of a forest. I think we have a lot to discuss. Oh, I mean 580 00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:37,940 I'm out if y'all have some things to discuss then by all means I'll stay 581 00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:45,940 No, no, no, um, I think we we specifically need to talk to you 582 00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:48,940 To me 583 00:46:49,059 --> 00:46:51,240 Why would you why would you need time? 584 00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:59,700 No, no that I'm sure you're mistaken. I'm just a local folk hero for a small town. Nothing more. Nothing less 585 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,900 He's so oh 586 00:47:04,139 --> 00:47:06,139 You're really humble 587 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:10,340 Thank you. I appreciate it. This guy's nice 588 00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:16,140 I've been told I've I'm friendly at that times and you know, so friendly 589 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:21,820 I mean, I guess if there's something that I could help to do such, you know renowned heroes then 590 00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:25,300 Then may I be at your service? I guess. Oh 591 00:47:28,940 --> 00:47:30,860 Well, I'm that's 592 00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:33,220 that's 593 00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:35,300 awfully massive you I I 594 00:47:36,340 --> 00:47:38,660 Wonder and I kind of start like digging in my bag 595 00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:43,340 Just just looking for something 596 00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:49,980 Night hunter is really confused at this moment because it is her understanding that that 597 00:47:50,579 --> 00:47:57,180 we all know that he is evil and that we're here to convince him to 598 00:47:58,059 --> 00:48:02,420 Join us and he's not gonna want to do that and she's standing there 599 00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:06,860 like this so the social niceties that are going on is very like 600 00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:11,180 Confusing to her and she pipes up and she goes 601 00:48:15,340 --> 00:48:22,980 Listen we need you to to take your big stick and and and to stop being evil and the fight the orcas with us 602 00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:29,200 Why are we saying the things that he is so nice and he he is he helpful. What is 603 00:48:32,059 --> 00:48:34,620 Orcas I'm afraid I don't follow 604 00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:41,420 He has wand of orcas doesn't know orcas. Oh, that's no that's I I mean 605 00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:44,380 I took it from somebody that worshiped orcas 606 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:48,940 I thought it looked like a frightful presence kind of thing and I figured, you know 607 00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:54,019 I protected my town and I shall claim the wastes of of battle 608 00:48:54,539 --> 00:48:56,539 This was my prize 609 00:48:57,900 --> 00:49:02,380 Assaulting night hunters intelligence. I found it 610 00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:04,380 Vorunax does this 611 00:49:04,380 --> 00:49:10,140 Does this mean anything to you? You see Vorunax like snap and he goes. Where did you get that? 612 00:49:11,019 --> 00:49:16,460 Who gave you that width and he starts rifling through his own bag and you see him pull out the same 613 00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:18,539 carving 614 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,539 well, my 615 00:49:20,539 --> 00:49:23,579 Very good friend and longtime colleague 616 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:26,300 you 617 00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:28,619 Gave it to me to give to you 618 00:49:28,619 --> 00:49:31,819 To tell you that you should help us 619 00:49:34,619 --> 00:49:36,619 So 620 00:49:36,619 --> 00:49:38,619 Where are you from? 621 00:49:41,579 --> 00:49:48,059 Well, how did you get that you got the future? Yeah, we we got it from you in the future 622 00:49:49,339 --> 00:49:55,579 Preposterous I I know it sounds hard to believe but we were we were very close. We worked together 623 00:49:55,579 --> 00:50:00,619 We were we were very close. We worked together. We kind of took over the whole world together actually 624 00:50:00,940 --> 00:50:05,019 But now we decided we don't want to do that anymore and we're kind of yeah 625 00:50:05,019 --> 00:50:06,539 You guys were kind of a big deal 626 00:50:06,539 --> 00:50:11,900 We we really we had this cool thing where we'd go in the airship and we'd just drop undead down 627 00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:13,980 Anyway, that's that sounds sick 628 00:50:14,299 --> 00:50:16,299 It was we did that 629 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,860 Yeah, i'm i'm making I mean that sounds horrible 630 00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:22,699 What a terrible thing to do to the world making the bad part sound cooler 631 00:50:22,780 --> 00:50:26,460 I guess than I should but what we want to do now is not 632 00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:32,300 Help orcas and the world because if we end the world, that's the end of 633 00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:35,580 us and also 634 00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:38,300 What about that thing about how he? 635 00:50:40,060 --> 00:50:43,420 The the person that that destroyed your town 636 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:50,940 And orcas just showed you what you wanted to see and said that it was 637 00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:54,220 Uh said that it was the gods who killed your family 638 00:50:54,780 --> 00:50:56,300 um, and 639 00:50:56,300 --> 00:50:59,340 Yes, you don't have to tell me my own history. I know you killed my family 640 00:50:59,659 --> 00:51:03,740 Well, no, but you see we we do have to tell you because because 641 00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:06,460 Future you already knows 642 00:51:06,780 --> 00:51:08,780 Oh, oh 643 00:51:08,780 --> 00:51:10,780 Oh and orcas kills you 644 00:51:11,579 --> 00:51:16,300 Yeah, sorry, I don't know who you think you are but uh that 645 00:51:17,260 --> 00:51:21,180 That is mine and he goes over and he snatches the uh 646 00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:27,660 The the carving away from you. No, you can't you have to believe me. We're very good friends 647 00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:33,500 It snatches it from your hand upsinky and Vorunax. There's like this 648 00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:37,180 For you 649 00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:39,019 There's 650 00:51:39,019 --> 00:51:42,620 Clearly a spell that's activated as soon as you touch it 651 00:51:43,339 --> 00:51:51,339 And the world around you goes dark and you hear the sound of 652 00:51:53,259 --> 00:51:57,659 What you tell me what's what do you hear the sense what's one of uh Vorunax's 653 00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,539 earliest memories 654 00:52:00,539 --> 00:52:02,699 That probably would have been stored 655 00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:06,859 By them by the spell that you put on this item 656 00:52:08,539 --> 00:52:10,940 I think one of the first memories, uh 657 00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:15,019 Would have been the memory where this item was made 658 00:52:15,579 --> 00:52:24,460 him, uh sitting with the with the father and son that welcomed him into blackpool and uh malice and acer taught him 659 00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:30,380 You know how to live kind of a simple life and he stores that memory of them carving 660 00:52:31,019 --> 00:52:33,980 This exact sculpture together and then guiding him in that 661 00:52:34,940 --> 00:52:42,059 The scene plays out before you as you are standing in the middle of this building that you're familiar with 662 00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:47,260 Since memory comes back you begin to be able to smell the wood 663 00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:53,820 In the walls and the floor and the hearth burning a stew cooking on the stove 664 00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:58,460 bubbling away and the sound of the the whittling 665 00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:03,500 And the the the wooden carvings falling to the ground 666 00:53:04,780 --> 00:53:06,780 Mm 667 00:53:06,940 --> 00:53:08,940 Peace 668 00:53:09,179 --> 00:53:11,179 I remember peace 669 00:53:20,139 --> 00:53:23,039 Dumbgeons and Dragons season two episode 123 670 00:53:24,139 --> 00:53:30,460 Starring Amy More as thea and knight hunter carla maxedead as lip sinkie tom layered as perseus and flint 671 00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:38,460 With kyle classic as Vorunax and russe More as your dungeon master production and sound design of this episode is by russe More 672 00:53:38,940 --> 00:53:44,860 This episode featured music from epidemic sound and sound effects from epidemic sound boom library and sound ideas 673 00:53:45,340 --> 00:53:52,380 And a huge thank you to our supporting producers gabriel lynch jessica Babyok catwater flame jacob madden christian brown 674 00:53:52,539 --> 00:53:58,539 Devin michaels craig zeiss erin stevens darrell lulahan la branton aLex sarin 675 00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:00,860 perry matey and nathaniel teeter 676 00:54:01,099 --> 00:54:04,719 You can support us and the shows we create directly by visiting Patreon.com 677 00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:09,500 Dumb dragon cast join us today to help us reach 100 patrons and when we do 678 00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:16,380 We'll host another hilarious and amazing exclusive live show for each and every one of our patrons. Thank you for listening 679 00:54:16,699 --> 00:54:19,099 Have a great week. We'll talk again soon 680 00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:26,239 Oh time to crack a cold one, yes 681 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,920 Oh, I forgot I had these pink fuzzy dice 682 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:32,800 Amazing nice 683 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,300 Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons production